December 2009
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My mother, on her Christmas gifts:
“I’m ready to throw this Kindle out the Windle. All of the instructions for it are on the computer- they won’t just give you a book. I was thinking about printing them, but that would waste too much ink.”
“I can see why people like iPods so much. You can lie down with your headphones in and it sounds awesome.”
I had to bite my tongue in order to not ask my...
Now I am going to write more about my job.
I am now a couple of weeks into my orientation at my new position as a Psychiatric Emergency Room RN. This orientation has thus far been executed in the true training style of the corporation I work for: quite a muddled mess. The past two times I’ve been to work, there has been no one there to train me. I’ve been pretty much doing triage, performing detective work to call around...
Sorry in advance to anyone that reads this.
Sending an email rehashing five minutes of you acting cute over the summer isn’t going to make up for the weeks of anxiety you’ve put me through. The part where you got me all worked up and terrified over an action still happened, even if that specific action never fully materialized. (Although I must say, it came pretty damn close.)
It’s written all over your past: your...
While my personal life has been rather tumultuous lately, I really love my new job as a psychiatric ER Nurse-Counselor.
My new coworkers are all very friendly and funny. I never feel as though I’m inconveniencing anyone for being new. At Gates, I often felt as though everyone made a point to be hard on me for being a new nurse and picked apart everything I did. At BGH, people actually...
Things I have done in the past week:
Started a new job in the Psychiatric Emergency room.
Attended the 40th birthday kegger for the maintenance man in my building.
Drunkenly pushed a double amputee in a wheelchair up Delaware Avenue with my best friend.
Went on a date with a boy and gave him a vial of blood I had drawn from my own leg. Both of us were totally okay with this. He says he’s going to use it in a photography...
MyExBoyfriendCan'tTakeAHint
B: Just give it a few years and I'll be a trader
C: and I still won't date you
B: uh...
C: Seriously. I don't care how rich you are, I'm never going to date you again.
My new job > my old job x 1 million
I've always said that I never lie because I always...
I just told a lie to purposely make myself seem one hundred times more psycho than I actually am. Maybe I can get away with lying to make myself sound worse.
My Face LOL →
I didn’t realize how much I actually do resemble my mother until my little sister sent me this dancing Santa video. Creepy.
“Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned
Nor Hell a fury like a woman...”
Formspring. →
I am about to go to work and will be awake until at least 7am. If you write in my formspring, it will be anonymously emailed to my Blackberry. I will read it at work and it might make my night a bit more interesting.
I haven't showered in over a week.
Sometimes I think about showering, but really, I only want to take baths. Baths are more relaxing than showers. You can hear music in the bath better than you can under the shower head. You can drink coffee and also read poetry in the bath. I don’t write in the bathtub for fear of dropping my notebook into the water. If you lean back and put your ears under the water, you can hear your...